RIP! Two And A Half Men: 10 Funniest Berta Quotes
2023/08/07

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The quiet ones are always the freaks (S2, E9)

Berta was never one to shy away from making jokes at anybody's expense but for some reason, her jabs always seemed to be sexual when it came to Alan. During this season 2 episode, the opening scene has Charlie ditching a highly annoying woman in his shower, only to have Alan reach into the shower to turn the water off (because he doesn't know the woman is there).

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Of course, Alan ends up getting attacked by the traumatized woman and the two wind up on the floor trapped in the shower curtain. When Jake recounts the tale to Berta later in the day, she utters the hilarious quip.

Unfortunately, the rest of you is a drunken scumbag (S8,E3)

While Charlie very rarely made any actual efforts to push Alan out of his house (because then the show would end) it was a running gag that he continually hoped his little brother would some day move out.

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When he got his wish and Alan decided to try moving in with his girlfriend, Lyndsey, he and Berta celebrate the moment by drinking and smoking on his deck overlooking the beach. Charlie paints a vivid picture of what his life will be like with no brother and nephew, also stating that he has the heart of a poet.

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