1. Kimmy and Stephanie kissed.

2.Steve really wants to sleep with the recently widowed DJ.

3.Stephanie may have a drug problem.

4.The cast won’t stop bringing up the Olsen twins.

5.There’s weird sexual chemistry between Uncle Jesse and Stephanie.

6.Kimmy Gibbler is apparently a beast in the bedroom.

7.Joey’s comedy act hasn’t changed in almost 30 years.

8.Joey has a secret family in Vegas

9.Uncle Jesse and Aunt Becky’s love life is dead.

Well, was dead.

10.Stephanie is infertile.

11.The show itself doesn’t know if it should exist.