The article discusses the wealth of different characters on the show "Two and a Half Men." It ranks the characters based on their financial status. Berta, the housekeeper, is shown to be financially independent but not well-off. Jake, Alan's son, starts out with little money but eventually lands a better job in Japan. Alan, the main character's brother, is shown to be desperate financially after his business fails.

Judith, Alan's ex-wife, had some assets from their divorce and has financial stability. Herb, Judith's new husband, is a successful pediatrician. Lyndsey, Alan's girlfriend, is financially comfortable due to alimony and child support. Charlie, the main character, had a lavish lifestyle but had three mortgages on his house. Evelyn, the mother of the main characters, was likely wealthy due to her job as a real estate broker. Rose, Charlie's stalker, comes from old money and did not need to work. Walden, the billionaire character introduced later in the show, is the wealthiest character.