Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen like to live in the shadows. Claiming to hate fame and all of its trappings, the twins slink in and out of fashion events dressed like two highly-caffeinated, high-couture Jawas: Concealing themselves in oversized sunglasses, floppy hats, foofy coats, and lumpen handbags — any of which can conceal one's face at a moment's notice. Nevertheless, the public's fascination with Mary-Kate and Ashley has only escalated since the '80s, with tabloids gleefully reporting their every breath, whether they're busy handing out white and black healing crystals during New York Fashion Week 2018, speaking soundlessly to one another through sophisticated hand signals, or giving May-December romances a good name (even if the tabloids refuse to follow suit).
Like so much witchy smoke emanating from one of their newly-minted, Wiccan-inspired, $395 minimalist cauldrons, speculation swirls as to whether they'll ever make a cameo on Netflix's Fuller House. Plenty of fans and (some) former cast-mates want these sophisticated sisters to come full circle and return to the franchise that made them famous. Meanwhile, many of their peers would prefer not to see them on TV — or anywhere else.
From strained relations with former Full Housers(John Stamos allegedly has a vendetta against them) to soapy scandals involving socialites (Paris Hilton is a notable foe), here are the celebs who aren't at all impressed with Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. In the immortal words of Michelle Tanner: "Aw, nuts!"
You wouldn't think Game of Thrones' master scribe George R.R. Martin would have an opinion about Mary-Kate and Ashley one way or another, as he'd be far too busy thinking about White Walkers, baby dragons, and the gruesome murder of monarchs. But you'd be wrong. Turns out the curmudgeonly Song of Ice and Fire author has a rather pronounced bone to pick with a particular set of fashionable fraternal twins formerly of Full House.
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